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dizzyhslightlyvoided:

itznarcotic:

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A child is polite: wow! such a good kid

A child is polite (China): the Chinese are taught from a young age that any individuality will be punished.

A child is polite (Japan): This can be explained by the Shinto concept of ゲイのセクシ, a word untranslateable into English,

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For the record, 1. “ゲイのセクシ” (gei no sekushi) is Google Translate screwing up “gay sex” apparently (and the author of the tweet was very sleep-deprived when they made this)

and 2. that was in response to this:

(Image description: a tweet by Wirelessly__ with the text “thing I keep seeing” and two other images: one, a frowning face next to the word “thing” and a cheerful smiling face with a heart next to the text “thing, japan”; the other, the previous face smiling at the word “thing”, and the frowning face with “thing, china”)

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socialmaya:

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sixthrock:

trickerycleric:

ok so i dont really care about bts. to preface this. but i think the phenomenon of bts fans who think jungkook is princess diana reincarnated is really funny. so if i had to be bts/jungkook’s manager i’d make him lean into it. make him give fake interviews about being scared of car crashes and other things to feed the princess diana jungkook bts girlies

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hatingongodot:

I love lying to kids. It’s so fun. My coworker’s daughter said she speaks 2 languages and I said I spoke 17,000 and she narrowed her eyes at me and was like “… no you don’t” and it was the cutest thing.

The last time I saw her I told her I was a “half-magician” that can only do 50% of a trick, and I showed her how I can tear a piece of paper in two but can’t make it come back together, and she got soooo annoyed with me. Absolutely adorable. Lying to children is the best

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jawsstone:

theunvanquishedzims:

gretchensinister:

I need people to understand…that if you believe in paying people a livable hourly wage…most hand-knitted clothing should cost hundreds of dollars

“My grandma could make that!” YOUR GRANDMA LOVES YOU ENOUGH TO SPEND A MONTH MAKING YOU A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS, I HAVE NO SUCH AFFECTION

This is why I cherish my handcrafted garments by friends and my partner like they’re made from magic. They spent time and resources MAKING this for me. For ME 🥹

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kocurek1921:

harrytheehottie:

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

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sadhopz:

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greathoughtsphilosopy:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

I showed Cocomelon to the Eucalyptus tree with a human face that i made alive with my magic And now the fucking thing cries whenever it s not playing

I can’t even sleep

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starplatinumnun:

manga where a teenage girl is isekaied into a dostoevsky novel as the grizzled 20+ year old male protagonist but she isn’t phased whatsoever because her special interest was 19th century russian literature

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bloodenjoyer:

this pic goes so hard

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